You’re Not A Big Boy Phone Sex

Dear Baby,

You’d like to think you’re a big boy but I know better. I know your secret. You like it when I use my power to force you to wear those baby diapers. When I command that you go out shopping in your baby diaper and tug your shirt up and your pants down so there’s a risk that others can see the top of your baby diaper. You like the hours of silence I impose on you where you’re not allowed to do anything other than coo and babble to reinforce what I truly know about you. You’re not a big boy. You’re a baby. You’ll act like one around me and there’s nothing you can do to change that fact. You have to stay in your pampers and huggies forever.

Love,

Mommy Anna

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