Thanksgiving Explosion Phonesex

Things couldn’t be any more picturesque.  All of your aunties and uncles sat at a huge dining room table with Grandma and grandpa  at each end of it.   All of your little cousins were there, too.  They were anxious to give thanks quickly so that they could dig into Auntie’s famous sweet potato pie.  And let’s not forget me and daddy, who both sat right next to you.

We were first the get hit by the stench.  But, before we could react, it had traveled past all of your cousins, aunts, and uncles, right to granny and grandpa!

What a perfect time to explode.  I told daddy to only give you a little oatmeal this morning!  Based on the smell alone, it was like you ate the entire box!  Everyone was plugging their noses and waving their hands in front of their faces.  Your cousins laughed and pointed at you and daddy and I nervously tried to decide who should take you upstairs to change your diaper.  I drew the short straw and now mommy stands hovering over your smiling face, wondering how bad it is.

Mommy Ella

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