Spanky-copter, Mommy’s Not-So-Fun Helicopter Belt Phone Sex

CALL MOMMY SKYLER, NOW! IF I HAVE TO FUCKING CHASE YOU DOWN, I SWEAR TO GOD YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL BE WORSE! 1-844-33-CANDY-EXT 259!
CALL MOMMY SKYLER, NOW! IF I HAVE TO FUCKING CHASE YOU DOWN, I SWEAR TO GOD YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL BE WORSE! 1-844-33-CANDY-EXT 259!

It is almost as if you LIKE it when I beat your fucking ass! And, you know WHAT?!?! Mommy is tired of feeling bad about swatting you, because you can not seem to BE fucking good!

So, I won’t feel bad anymore, this is going to be FUN! Time for Skyler’s Spanky-copter, Mommy’s Not-So-Fun Helicopter Belt Phone Sex!!

Your tears will not save you this, nor any other time, from now on, you little chit!

I KNOW that you know better, yet you continue to act like this!

You are not retarded, yet! But, if something doesn’t change, I might have to beat you until you don’t know how to form words anymore!

Look at Mommy’s new sparkly rhinestone belt! *giggles* It is nice and heavy, and makes a swooshing sound in the air.

Mommy will swing it around in broad circles, with glee!

Spanky-copter is hovering in threatening doom, above bad baby!

*Mommy begins to hum an ironically cheerful tune, for such a glum occasion*

(Singing) Woosh, Woosh, Swish, Mommy has a belt this time, no more switch!

Baby, Baby……You have been tap dancing on my last nerve in the worst waaaay!

Now spanky-copter is here to RUIN THE DAAAAY!

I am coming for you, no matter what you saaaaay!

*Hums the rest of the spanky-copter theme song, and stifles laughter*

Call Mommy, you have been a BAD little fucker!!!

-Skyler

1-844-33-CANDY
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ext 259

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