Size Matters – Phonesex

Come here, baby boy, and let Mommy pull down your diaper.  No, we’re not looking for “oopsies” right now, Mommy needs to inspect your little weenie.  It’s never too early for Mommy to check and see how her little boy is growing, downstairs.  So spread your legs, sweetie, and wait while Mommy gets her tape measure.

And now Mommy‘s going to take the tip of your pecker and pull it out from your body to see how long it is.  Don’t be scared, babyMommy would never hurt you.

Hmmm…only 3 inches.  That certainly is a teeny peenie, little man!  Mommy thought you would have had another growth spurt, by now!  Maybe Mommy has a baby girl instead of a baby boy?

Tell you what!  Mommy will keep pulling and tugging on your little boy bits, and see if we can stretch this puny ding-a-ling just a little bit longer!  Otherwise, we’ll have to start buying baby pretty pink ruffled dresses, and call you by a girlie name…

Oh, don’t cry, sweetie!  Mommy will love you just as much, as my little girl!

Mommy Erica

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Voice Clip – Erica