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Oh, my sweet little one, today is just not your day.  You are in BIG trouble!  Did you honestly think I wouldn’t find the huge mess you made?

Who do you think cleans this house?  I might have to have help this time, since you made such a mess!  Were you trying to change your diaper by yourself?!  You can’t do that!

That is Mommy’s job!  You got it all over your bed and floor and there was baby powder everywhere!  I’m going to be cleaning for hours!  Come here right now, mister!  You’ll be getting spanked for sure!  Don’t try and get out of it!  I don’t like being a mean Mommy, but you have left me no choice! Get over here and take your paddling!