I Saw Mommy Blowing Santa Claus Phone Sex

Wow! I saw Mommy blowing Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night,
She didn’t see me creep,
Down the stairs to have a peep,
Oh, I saw that she was fucked up,
I saw her clothes, on the floor in a heep!
Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus!
Underneath his downstairs beard, so snowy white!
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy blowing Santa Claus, last night!

If he saw mommy blowing, blowin’, blowin’ Santa Claus
He would surely flip, and cause a scene!
And I’m gonna tell my dad!
My Mommy has been bad!
She’s been fucking Santa, tonight!
Oh, what a laugh it would have been….
If Daddy would have seen!
Maybe, he could join in, too!
Even if he was mad, and mean!
Mommy needs some dick,
She’s sure to be on that naughty list!
She’s got Santa by the candy cane,
She’s stuffing money down her shirt, screaming “Yes, Santa make it rain!”
Oh, Daddy, it’s quite a sight!
Mommy’s drinking all of Santa’s egg nog, tonight!
Daddy, can we join in?
I always heard, that Santa is our friend!
Mommy wont put up a fight!
She’s open for business
on holiday nights!
So every one grab a friend!
The festivities can begin…
This Christmas, niggggghhhhht!
Skyler
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