Here Comes Sandy Claus Phonesex!

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Hello, precious boys and girls!  It’s that special time of year again!

The winds blow colder and holiday cheer is everywhere.  You may be familiar with Santa, and his big fat naughty and nice list.  Sandy Claus comes to town this time of year too, and everyone gets presents from Sandy Claus! 

She doesn’t give out lumps of coal for bad behavior, though.  She gives spankings!  She sees all the naughty things you have done that Mommy might have missed and get you caught up for the year!  She sees that extra piece of candy you took when Mommy wasn’t looking!  She saw you make that big mess in your bedroom that your brother got in trouble before! So all you rotten little babies best be getting your backsides prepared for when Miss Sandy Claus comes rolling into town!

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