Are You On Sandy Claus’ Naughty List Phone Sex

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I know you have been looking forward to this trip to the mall with Grandma all week.  You have been writing and revising your Christmas list for months, and today’s the big day!  You’ll get to go see Santa Claus!

You are so excited you can hardly stand it!  So many other boys and girls will be waiting in line, and you and Grammy will wait patiently.  You will stand up on your tip-toes and stretch out your neck as high as you can to see if you can catch a glimpse of Santa.

Slowly little by little, you will move forward.  You are practically shaking with excitement.  So anxious to sit on Santa’s lap.  Finally, you get to the front of the line and you can see the red wooly coat with white fur trim!  So close!

The boy in front of you moves and you see Santa!  Only it’s not Santa at all.  It’s Mommy in that Santa suit!  You think there is some mistake.  Mommy sees you are next in line and waves you forward.

You timidly shuffle forward as I pull a long worn scroll from my pocket and unfurl it.  You see the top reads “The Naughty List” in big thick red letters.  You gulp in fear as Mommy takes your hand.  I turn the list to you to show you where your name is on the list.  You can feel hot stinging tears in your eyes.

“Look who is on the naughty list this year….  We don’t put coal in stockings anymore, baby.  Kids on the Naughty List get spankings.”  Sandy Claus pulls you over her knee to get the Christmas spankings underway.

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